youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

(via biddiess)

thepretendr:

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

(via orghasm)

elfi3:

here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me

(via belligeren-t)

excalilbur:

things i can’t imagine:

• someone having a crush on me
• someone thinking about me during random times of the day
• someone getting butterflies by thinking of me or talking to me
• someone wanting to talk to me but doesn’t, thinking they’ll annoy me
• someone thinking i’m genuinely cute and wanting to kiss me
• someone wanting to date me
• someone falling in love with me
• someone
• having
• a
• crush
• on
• me

(via all-the-rest-is-still-unwritten)

encourage:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

(via cr4sh-4nd-burn)

fluffywhitechicken:

filthytricksyhobbitses:

guys

perfume

that smells like books

if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you

(via wherethewindssigh)